On an unrelated note, a joke I remember from my childhood, which I’ll now butcher because it’s been a few decades:

Person goes to grocery store, asks if they have apples. “We do” “Good, can you give me 10, individually bagged?”

Next day: “Do you have carrots?” “Yes, we do” “Can you give me 5 of them, individually bagged?”

Day after that: “Do you have raisins?” “NO, we do not sell raisins here!”