• forestbeasts@pawb.social
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      3 hours ago

      ordering grocery delivery for a single teeny tiny box of raisins, as a bit

      (don’t actually do that though, if you want to order some raisins get the rest of your groceries with it haha)

      – Frost

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        3 hours ago

        On an unrelated note, a joke I remember from my childhood, which I’ll now butcher because it’s been a few decades:

        Person goes to grocery store, asks if they have apples. “We do” “Good, can you give me 10, individually bagged?”

        Next day: “Do you have carrots?” “Yes, we do” “Can you give me 5 of them, individually bagged?”

        Day after that: “Do you have raisins?” “NO, we do not sell raisins here!”