“I’m not a pedophile. Excuse me. Excuse me. I’m not a pedophile. You read that c— from some sick person? I got associated with stuff that has nothing to do with me. I was totally exonerated. Your friends on the other side of the plate are the ones that were involved with, let’s say, Epstein or other things. But I said to myself, ‘You know, I’ll do this interview and they’ll probably’— I read the manifesto. You know, he’s a sick person. But you should be ashamed of yourself reading that because I’m not any of those things.”

“You shouldn’t be reading that on 60 Minutes. You’re a disgrace. But go ahead. Let’s finish the interview,” he continued, adding, “You’re disgraceful.”

Por que no los dos… He’s definitely compulsively lying, but when I read this, I can’t help but think, “If a whiny, soiled-diaper, cranky, colicky, ill-tempered baby was kept up way past its bedtime, could articulate full sentences and was accused of pedophilia, it would sound pretty much identical to this.”