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devilish666@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 22 hours ago

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devilish666@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 22 hours ago
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    The poor sap was probably trying to get the wifi working :/.

  • AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world
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    I often use only the curser to code. I prefer to drag and drop letters from a virtual keyboard into my IDE.

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      I used to work with a guy who would, genuinely, use the mouse to copy and paste individual characters.

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        I worked with a diplomated software engineer and that idiot couldn’t even set up his own computer.

        This whole branche is cursed…

        • Oriel Jutty :hhHHHAAAH:@infosec.exchange
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          s/diplomated/graduate/
          s/branche/industry (sector)/

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            Yeah… Thanks
            English isn’t my first language and it’s Friday, I’m everything but sober

    • MangoCats@feddit.it
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      I do most of my cursing during preliminary test…

  • sunglocto@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    21 hours ago

    Original tweet

  • pogodem0n@lemmy.world
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    21 hours ago

    Why is the 🫣 emoji censored?

    • dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works
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      19 hours ago

      It reminds people that negative things exist and that isn’t good for business.

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    Two scenarios:

    A) nixCraft could tell it’s vim from a mere look – in which case they’re a “psychopath” themselves.

    B) this is completely made up.

    • Oriel Jutty :hhHHHAAAH:@infosec.exchange
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      C) It’s an obvious joke.

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    Psychopatl is a word from nahuatl?

    • eldavi@lemmy.ml
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      only in the uto-aztecan dialects. lol

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    This is the way

  • billwashere@lemmy.world
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    You mean like we all did if you’re like me and started writing code in late 80s to mid 2000s?

    Fucking amateurs…

    • MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml
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      Yeah, but to fair, we had comprehensive manuals.

      • billwashere@lemmy.world
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        20 hours ago

        I remember these.…

        And …

        And…

        • MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml
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          For the Atari ST, although I actually preferred Hisoft Basic.

        • Perry@lemy.lol
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          And now, this:

          Cover page of The Rust Programming Language, Second Edition

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          That C book was still used when I studied software engineering in the 2010s. It was even considered a ‘modern’ C book because it had been updated to include ANSI C…

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        had comprehensive manuals

        You must not have coded for DOS.

        • MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml
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          At home, Atari ST and at work IBM System/38 where the manuals had their own office.

    • MangoCats@feddit.it
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      In the late 80s there were no man pages, we had a 50 page paper manual - and it was mostly useless.

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    How could he not use the GLORIOUS AI!

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    Which app is this? Never seen the chat icon at the bottom in fediverse clients. didn’t know nixcraft was on twitter

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    Poes law is hard at work here

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