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minus-squarewanderwisley@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·1 year agoCome on massive stroke I got a lot riding on ya.
minus-squarebarneypiccolo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 year agoIt has to be a stroke big enough to take out Vance and Johnson at the same time, and fuck up the chain of succession.
minus-squareRivalarrival@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 year agoVance suffers an epileptic seizure, shits himself, and bites off Donny Jr. Trump panics and strokes out; Vance suffocates on the severed pecker. Johnson goes to call for help, slips on Vance’s shit, and falls face first onto Trump’s stainless steel buttplug.
minus-squarenwtreeoctopus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoThe Death Note finale is wild.
minus-squarerunner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoSimultaneous stroke and coronary thrombosis?
minus-squarewanderwisley@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoSomething like that. Or just a massive stroke on live tv and shits himself.
minus-squareBahnd Rollard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoDealer, put 20$ on colonoscopy complications.
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Come on massive stroke I got a lot riding on ya.
It has to be a stroke big enough to take out Vance and Johnson at the same time, and fuck up the chain of succession.
Vance suffers an epileptic seizure, shits himself, and bites off Donny Jr.
Trump panics and strokes out; Vance suffocates on the severed pecker.
Johnson goes to call for help, slips on Vance’s shit, and falls face first onto Trump’s stainless steel buttplug.
The Death Note finale is wild.
Simultaneous stroke and coronary thrombosis?
Something like that. Or just a massive stroke on live tv and shits himself.
Dealer, put 20$ on colonoscopy complications.
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