• sramder@lemmy.world
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      18 hours ago

      Because you don’t want her giving you a face massage so you can take a brain poop? Gonna need some further explanation, chief.

      • Alteon@lemmy.world
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        18 hours ago

        Wife already wants hourly neck and head massages. My thumbs are already working at max capacity, Captain. I’m giving it all I got!