unless a brave ME breaks the news.

not like you can hide a body anywhere other than a morgue.

if I was a journalist I’d be looking at every place that stores cadavers in a 100 mile radius.

the DNC could do the funniest thing and use Mitch’s tactic to leave the seat empty for two years

that would be the smartest thing to do.

that’s how you know they won’t do it.

don’t waste it on him.

take agent orange.

man is dedicated to Bitch McConnell. taking the heat off him even through death.

maybe those russian civilians living in Ukrainian homes should go home then.

the fact that the map itself is completely untrustworthy is a testament to how chaotic and broken the fuel economy is in Russia. you need nothing more than the fact that it’s unreliable to understand just how bad the crisis is.

hey now.

are you telling me all those lemmy.ml users were lying when they told me that China is the best? that China is better than the US? that China is a great place to work and live?

taxes are high because half the state is a welfare state.

accurate representation of an average lemmy.zip user.

does that normally happen?

take out the water supply intake by pouring two common products into the water intake lines before the pumps.

• roof sealant
• hydraulic cement

the roof sealant is viscous and sticky. it also cures while wet. it will gum up the pumps and turbines and make them sticky.

the cement will bind to the sealant and cure rapidly, seizing the rotation of the pumps and turbines.

it will be impossible to repair them and will need replacements. they may have replacements on site so you also need to puncture the cooling towers. bird shot from a shotgun should thoroughly shred the radiators.

if fascists can get away with shooting power distribution hubs then why can’t we shoot data centers?

only Cisco switches.

Then you also can’t communicate with your kids’ teachers, or receive communication from them.

already there. I either talk to them directly or email them. no biggie.

the day I have to have a phone for an ID is the day I stop having a cellphone.

I already get wild looks when I tell people I don’t have a Facebook. I can only imagine their heads exploding when I say I don’t have a phone.

Xbox one, you mean the first one. right?

it has nothing to do with your bank and everything to do with the company your bank used to whitelabel their app.

most banking apps are from a handful of companies. those companies scrape you for as much data as they can and sell it to other companies.

things like, balance, location, proximity to points of interest, length of time spent in points of interest, etc.

so you might be thinking you’re just in bed with your bank, but your bank turned out the lights and has a camera streaming your private information to the highest bidder.

anyone else planning on flooding this new “system” with garbage data?

don’t try to ddos it, just make it prohibitively expensive.

you know those dumb fucks will use AI to do it.

so you’re selling your right to privacy and choice for the convenience of a…banking app?

you sound like a cheap date. wanna go grab some food from the dumpsters behind Arby’s?

I have good news and bad news.

bad news is, maple syrup most definitely must be refrigerated.

good news, corn syrup with maple flavoring usually does not.