beads
One that is way too short
A photo of yourself, naked, in that very shower. With your dick enlarged to a comical size. (Or shrunk.) (Yes this is a gender neutral suggestion.)
window blinds
human skin
Velvet.
This is our shower curtain.
Ha same!
Brilliant, no notes.
- Take a normal shower curtain and have at it with a long kitchen knife. The knife cuts won’t let very much water through so it will still be effective as a shower curtain.
- Take a stray can of red paint and spray be a few two or three long strokes across it.
- Only attach the rings of one end to the shower rail up to one half at most. Break the remaining rings and leave them on the bathroom floor.
Fuck you, I love it!
Holy fuck I need this
You and me both.
My SO did not, though. So we compromised and bought one with flowers.
In their hair
Well that’s a bummer. It still lives on in your heart though.
Did you manage to find it anywhere for purchase? I’m striking out right now.
damn, ai :(
Get a picture of yourself taking a shower. Print that onto the shower curtain.
The full text of the communist manifesto in fine print on the inside and this on the outside:
I’m sure there are hentai shower curtains
