I really hope he’s got independent security. Because New York’s biggest gang has already started making threats.

That would ruin the bit.

Good lord they’re stupid.

“So it never worked?”

“No.”

“And been a team of people in Wokeistan this whole time?”

“Angola, but yes.”

“And it’s been saying this woke crap becuase you’ve been paying them to? … Why?”

“Because you’re a jackass Elon. And nobody likes you.”

Holy shit.

It is a Mechanical Turk. Although I guess it’s a Mechanical Greek now.

Those aren’t eWaste. Those are Mint machines.

Well, there are bodies buried there.

The best kind?

Sleepytime white-tie tuxedo and tails.

Our ICE officers are now facing a 500 percent increase in assaults against them while they carry out enforcement operations

Those are rookie numbers.

I’m sure that linking real estate assets to a volatile currency will totally work this time.

“25th time is the charm” they say.

It worked with Hamas.

Except copeium.

His truss is loose. Cottonmouth Rubio needs to pull the laces tight.

Zdzisław Beksiński

https://youtu.be/_asNhzXq72w

So he can make friends with the weirdly sexy anthromorphosized spider?

Nope.

Paint mostly. Although my art has taken a bit of a Beksińskian bent of late, so I might have to switch activities.

Good thing he’s not trying to rewrite the Human Animus, because that’s how you end up losing Deimos.

That was one of the core tenets of Zoroastrianism.