No, you’re thinking of your ass.

Seriously… it’s the Mirror Universe West Wing.

M41A Pulse Rifle: 10mm with 30mm over-under pump action grenade launcher.

No such thing as a Huckabee either.

Not Homeland Secretary?

Ohthankfuckingtinygods

We can’t even be a sanctuary city because our cops are controlled at the state level.

Vance is a power vacuum in a brooks brother’s suit.

That’s why he’s trying to get the DHS Sec job. To avoid any such slip-ups.

Are they still going to support him when his prolapsed rectum gets sucked down into the White House plumbing?

What do you mean?

Blanket tariffs on all foreign imports surely won’t raise prices on items not produced locally, thereby allowing retailers to raise prices on all items across the board.

You’d have to be crazy to believe something like that.

Quicksand.

Anything to grow the brand.

Because she was a seventh-choice candidate?

Great, now I’m going to have to start punching school-children.

Why are so many women and children joining Hamas?

Give him time…

“Lawfare”?

Sounds like this guy owns a lot of red pens.

They should have listened to anyone that wasn’t part of core in-group of the party.

Some might say they’re chasing trans folks.

And watch the GDP of the country fall by trillions.