Florida Man: “They did this infrastructure bill, and you get the bill and they try to give you money. But then you’ve got to jump through all these hoops,” DeSantis said. “I have to monitor tailpipe emissions for Florida drivers. I am not doing that. I’m not doing the woke roads. I’m not doing any of that.”
When my app listed the top line of this post as “Ron DeSantis rips tailpipe” I imagined him inhaling from the end of a tailpipe like it was a bong. It’s the closest I’ve come to a positive thought about Ron DeSantis in… well, ever.