Rule #1: Never Admit You’re Violating a Court Order
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Rule #2: Accidents Happen and Can Be Great Excuses for Violating Court Orders
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Rule #3: You Get to Interpret the Order
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Rule #4: Always Appeal
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Rule #5: Go After the Judge
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Rule #6: Keep Your Lawyers Barefoot and Ignorant
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Rule #7: Always Make Sure They’re Relieved You Didn’t Do Worse
This country’s system of governments is a joke that stopped being funny