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I was going to say “rolled up, crust to tip” but I’m curious what people think about my preferred way. I get all veggies on one pizza, all the meats on another, and combine them into a sandwich. Is that wrong?

…not eating it. And if you dislike pizza you get a vip seat in hell

I seen my buddy roll and entire large pie and started to it eat from the center. I was disgusted and intrigued!

By licking off the topping and sauce. The base gets reused for new pizza.

My partner picks it up from underneath the slice and starts by eating the crust. To this day I’m still baffled by it.

You take it out of the oven, cut a slice as fast as you can and immediately bite down on it, holding it in your mouth until the cheese has completely fused with the roof of your mouth.

Turn it into a curry.

ITT: there is evil in all of us.

Concentric slices.

Blend it

Spiral sliced and slurped as one giant noodle.

I take two personal pizzas and cook them normally. I generally use the frozen ones from Costco and use one cheese and one pepperoni. I also have frozen hamburger patties from Kroger but they’re the thin ones. I’m trying to lose weight, after all, so there’s got to be sacrifices made. OK now I have those frozen rectangular hash browns like McDonald’s sells, but mine are from Kroger again. I can generally cook all four items at once in my air fryer which is more of a convection toaster oven kind of deal. Anyway before I ramble on too long, I assemble a “hamburger” using the pizzas as buns and the rest is obvious. Apply mayo and/or American cheese or whatever like that Korean paste they use. Yum. I like to cut mine in half.

Those thin patties are great! This all started because I was tucking a folded one inside a Hot Pocket. You just split open one side and it becomes a literal hot pocket. Do not stick your … oh never mind

Wrap it in a tortilla