…dammit.

Just gonna take a little long weekend and acquire some territory, nothin fancy.

Well phones already vibrate so they’re ahead of the curve in that regard.

I’m waiting for the twelvefold myself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9ak89FwYeI

It seems that Europe hasn’t forgotten that appeasement does not work.

Everything about this sounds atrocious.

Has anyone else had that dream where a friend is explaining some sort of obscure trumpet offshoot with a tremolo key and a ridiculously intricate tuning compensator valve, and then he’s holding one except it’s basically a very small trombone with a weird apparatus off to one side, and then he plays it and the overtones are so incredibly rich that a single note almost sounds like a chord?

No?

Just me?

Okay.

…huh. It almost seems like war is bad.

Watch out for that tree!

people who just want to see the world burn.

It stands to reason that if set on fire, their entire world will be, in fact, burning.

He can end it as fast as the troops can march home.

reads headline

Will Bunch?

clicks through

Will Bunch. One of my favorite columnists.

just pull the cord to remove things from outlets.

For those playing along at home: please do not do this.

Keeps me on my toes.

Cat’s in the Kettle

You can sell his stance as an evolvement of the theory rather than admitting mistakes.

I dunno, that sounds an awful lot like “reform” to me.

The only element is the name of the community

Consider community names hashtags.

Then the inside of the lid gets icky and I can’t lounge while scrolling without wiping my back too.