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Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

Can you imagine how good Smurfs must taste when Gargamel can't decide whether to eat them or turn them into gold?

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Can you imagine how good Smurfs must taste when Gargamel can't decide whether to eat them or turn them into gold?

Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 5 months ago
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  • Björn Tantau@swg-empire.de
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    They are delicious. But they tend to stick to your gums.

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      Does this mean that Smurfs are made from hooves and horns?

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        Those are thickened with starch. They are vegan as far as I know.

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          Fair enough.

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          https://www.haribo.com/de-de/produkte/haribo/schluempfe

          They are suspiciously labelled vegetarian, not vegan. And contain: beeswax

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            That explains it. My vegan friends love bees but consider it ethical enough to eat their products as they have an apiary at home.

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      how many smurfs have you had in your mouth?

      • Björn Tantau@swg-empire.de
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        5 months ago

        Yes.

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      Are Smurfs called Schlumpfs in Germany?

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        Schlümpfe

        The singular is “Schlumpf”.

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          Go Schlumpf yourself

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        They’re “Les Schtroumpfs” in French.

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          „Šmoulové“ in Czech

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        What is Gargamel ?

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          What Mel Gibson’s girlfriend does sometimes

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          I think it’s either Gargamel or Gurgelhals, depending if it’s newer or older, from the tv series or from the comic books.

          The tv show uses Gargamel.

          The older comics use Gurgelhals. The newer ones use both, depending on the publishing house.

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      Myeahh I’ll take gold.

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