Was Madagascar not available to take the phone?

Christ, finally. Not in the EU nor Brazil, but I hope this deal goes good for you and helps you break off from us here in the USA

I’m expecting boots on the ground

Oh? Thank God she never got to be president

Are you my Grandpa? The only one I know who eats Good & Plenty

No, it’s just an artifact of copying reuters

It’s like an Onion headline

The Popular Forces said in a statement that their leader died of a gunshot wound as he intervened in a family quarrel, and it dismissed as “misleading” reports that Hamas was behind his killing.

Sources in Gaza and reports on social media and in Israel earlier suggested that Abu Shabab, who was in his 30s and had been expelled by his own clan, died in a clash after refusing to release a hostage taken by his men from a powerful and heavily armed local family

Real quality people you pick up Israel.

Being heads of faith?

On the campaign trail, the Christian Democrat Paz promised a “capitalism for all” approach to economic reform, with decentralisation, lower taxes and fiscal discipline mixed with continued social spending.

How are you going to do bo-

He also promised to maintain social programmes while stabilising the economy, but economists have said the two things are not possible at the same time

Oh

“It’s just… We’re named after the artifact the ancient evil used to peer on the world.”

“He was still under the strong influence of alcohol and his motive appears to be highly personal and job-related — he just snapped,” Leipold said. He added that the man had injuries that appeared to be self-inflicted.

“He is currently being examined at a psychiatric hospital,” Leipold said. He declined to give any further details in order to protect the privacy of the suspect.

They aren’t even pretending to be left, where did you get this?

Better than the other guy I guess

That article isn’t as damning as you think it is, these were sailors/fishermen that drifted into south Korea, not defectors that have been living in S Korea for years and want to return

Seems good news for the Kurds continues, hopefully having Kurds in the army will assuage fears of repression if they fully re-integrate with syria

What

He says he underwent 15 days of training in September 2024 and was sent to the battlefield a year later, on 30 September.

The next day, on 1 October, Mr Majothi said he had an altercation with his commander, after which he separated from Russian soldiers. That was when he came across a Ukrainian dugout and asked them for help, he added.

The BBC cannot independently verify the date or location of the video in which he makes these claims.

It’s just that easy? “Fuck you guys, I’m out, where are the Ukrainians?”

His wife, if that’s who that is, looks like a straight up cartoon character

Who could have forseen this?