The world of Linuxia beckons you! Your annoying guide flexes their gear the moment you spawn
Gentoo USB (Rare):
=> USE flags: Can rebuild itself
with or without the other
three attributes
=> March native: Increases attack
speed by 1% or -1%
=> Slot: Can use two versions of any
attribute at the same time
=> PGO: The USB memorizes when you
attack to increase speed, trading
off for lower speed elsewhen.
Requires two rebuilds.
Charm of systemd (common):
=> nspawn: Can build with deeper focus
=> Wisdom tax: The wise are less
likely to feel neutral toward you
(+2 or -2 charisma)
=> Chant of systemd: By chanting
'systemd-analyze calendar "Fri *-*-13"',
the caster instantly knows when
the next Friday the 13th is.
Let’s have some fun! Spells, items, and dungeons oh my!
Bazzite region of Linuxia
As you stumble upon the neon-lit realm of the gaming regions of Linuxia, an NPC tosses you a gleaming ISO volume of wisdom.
Bootable Amulet of Bazzite (Rare) => Frame Surge: Boosts performance by 15% of all inventory in the Wayland dimension. => Steam Incantation: Casts “Protonic assimilation” for all loot in unexplored dungeons (+2 compatibility). => Artifact of Immutability: Auto-repairs equipment after a dungeon raid. => Weakness - Package Curse: Outside the gaming regions, productivity wanes (-2 chances of legendary packages when opening chests).
Spell: Vulkan Forge (Uncommon) => Instantly summons Vulkan-powered rendering. => Can crit for +20 FPS, but may randomly glitch on older drivers (-1 stability).
Dungeon: Library of Protonic Lore => Encounter: Boss-level incompatible game. => Loot: XP towards seamless gaming or… disappointment (roll d20).
Will you flash, or roll a crash?
Vulkan Forge is such a name, I’m surprised no software has taken it
btw u gotta add double spaces after line skips to make it a real line skip