Jolly Platypus@lemm.ee to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agoElon Musk Is Committing a Crime—but It Doesn’t Matter Because He’s Richwww.thenation.comexternal-linkmessage-square66linkfedilinkarrow-up11.01Karrow-down110
arrow-up11Karrow-down1external-linkElon Musk Is Committing a Crime—but It Doesn’t Matter Because He’s Richwww.thenation.comJolly Platypus@lemm.ee to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square66linkfedilink
minus-squareAlwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 years agoThe guillotine was designed to minimize suffering. I would like to posit a 275 kilo power hammer that goes off as many times as you have been “slammed” in headlines.
minus-squareWhatYouNeed@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 years agoHung, drawn and quartered is quite effective at maximizing the suffering. Having your cock cut off and stuffing in your mouth while you’re still alive is a pretty brutal final fuck you.
minus-squaresaruwatarikooji@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years agoIf we really want to maximize suffering, I might suggest a mandolin for the testicles.
Get the guillotine.
The guillotine was designed to minimize suffering.
I would like to posit a 275 kilo power hammer that goes off as many times as you have been “slammed” in headlines.
Hung, drawn and quartered is quite effective at maximizing the suffering.
Having your cock cut off and stuffing in your mouth while you’re still alive is a pretty brutal final fuck you.
If we really want to maximize suffering, I might suggest a mandolin for the testicles.