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minus-squaretechnocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·edit-22 years agoAgent 1: We just nabbed a gang of child abusers! Agent 2: We found out your MAGA uncle is a really bad “investor”. I feel like Agent 1 is far more worthwhile.
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-22 years agoThey’re both worthwhile. Agent 2 is more like “We found out your uncle was pumping a security by making fraudulent claims in order to dump it later and screw them all over.”
minus-squareTachyonTele@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 years agoDo you think the FBI only has one investigation open at a time?
Agent 1: We just nabbed a gang of child abusers!
Agent 2: We found out your MAGA uncle is a really bad “investor”.
I feel like Agent 1 is far more worthwhile.
They’re both worthwhile. Agent 2 is more like “We found out your uncle was pumping a security by making fraudulent claims in order to dump it later and screw them all over.”
Do you think the FBI only has one investigation open at a time?