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Ellia Plissken@lemm.ee to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago

would you rather your stool had the consistency of creamy peanut butter, or medium gravel?

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would you rather your stool had the consistency of creamy peanut butter, or medium gravel?

Ellia Plissken@lemm.ee to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago
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  • SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works
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    9 months ago

    Not really.

  • db2@lemmy.world
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    I’m not interested in feeding your fetishes.

    • Ellia Plissken@lemm.eeOP
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      hey fuck you. I’m high, and the question popped into my head.

      • Linux is for pussies@dormi.zone
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        More like pooped into your head.

        • Ellia Plissken@lemm.eeOP
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          yes, thank you, it did in fact poop into my head

  • wjrii@lemmy.world
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    Had some antibiotics mess with my gut flora and lead to the creamy peanut butter. It’s not that bad except that it creates urgency not unlike diarrhea. For gravel, you’re gonna have to define “medium,” but that tends to come from constipation, which can lead to hemorrhoid issues in addition to general discomfort. On the whole, I guess the peanut butter, but it’s a close one.

    • Ellia Plissken@lemm.eeOP
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      thank you for taking this seriously. for medium, I would say, like an oblong golf ball.

      • wjrii@lemmy.world
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        Okay, in the absence of good holistic data on which to base my judgment, I’ll go with my gut.

        LOL, that pun was unintended when it popped into my head, but I could have changed it and yet I choose not to.

  • deegeese@sopuli.xyz
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    Who wants to shit rocks?

    • thefartographer@lemm.ee
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      Eh, I’m bored and curious

  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    Have had both. Gravel is cleaner

    • Ellia Plissken@lemm.eeOP
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      see, that’s what I was thinking.

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    It depends on to whom I’m feeding it

    • Ellia Plissken@lemm.eeOP
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      your, or someone else’s, septic tank. would your answer change if it were a municipal sewer?

      • thefartographer@lemm.ee
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        Eh, whatever. I want both. Gimme that crunchy peanut butter poo

        • Ellia Plissken@lemm.eeOP
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          this was a test, that was the correct answer. one of our agents will be contacting you shortly

  • abominable_panda@lemmy.world
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    Why you decided to ask this question whilst hypothetically in the shower, im not sure i want to know

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      Hay man, when your stool is the consistency of creamy peanut butter toilet paper only does so much.

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    I would rather you keep your shower thoughts to yourself in the future, TYVM.

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      imagine if we pooped little pellets like goats

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