• Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
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    5 months ago

    That’s like me. Every pride, I see rainbows and suddenly I am sucking so many cocks. 11 months of the year, heterosexual sex with my wife. 1 month of the year, sucking cocks.

    • Lucy :3@feddit.org
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      5 months ago

      And they even try to turn you gay by looking good!! I just looked at him a bit too long, and boom, he MADE ME GAY. And then I was so gay that I fell in love with another guy, and his beautiness now makes me imagine him as a cute blonde kitsune all the time!! And dream of those fluffy ears and tails! But then I did a 100 IQ move, and just went to be a girl, haha! Outsmarted you gays, now it’s straight again! But then the first guy just turned into a girl too, damn!!