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minus-squarekibblebits@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down70·16 hours agoPut that on your resume while waiting in the unemployment line.
minus-squarefrongt@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·10 hours agoThat’s a hook. There’s no bait on that hook or line.
minus-squareNekoKoneko@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 hours agoUnless you are a type of creature that just likes the taste of hooks.
minus-squareJankatarch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·edit-215 hours agoSee you there. Boycott chatbots -> How dare you not bow down before techlords -> Unemployment line. Embrace chatbots -> Good, also we are laying off people -> Unemployment line every 3 months.
minus-squarekibblebits@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down18·14 hours ago3 on 3 off, with 997 weeks.
minus-squareSCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·10 hours agoBuilding the Torment Nexus.
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·15 hours agoI’ll tattoo it to your mothers ass while I’m taking her to poundtown.
minus-squarekibblebits@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down16·14 hours agoMy mother died at 78, and she’s probably pretty dry at this point. You could probably just use a sharpie. You also might want to bring lube.
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·10 hours ago You also might want to bring lube.
minus-squarekibblebits@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down2·6 hours agoThere’s a pillow in the coffin.
minus-squareWhoIzDisIz@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·edit-215 hours agoMight actually work if the HR person is sympathetic & appreciative of someone with a sense of humor. Assuming it ever makes it past the inevitable AI screening process, anyway.
Put that on your resume while waiting in the unemployment line.
That’s a hook. There’s no bait on that hook or line.
Unless you are a type of creature that just likes the taste of hooks.
See you there.
Boycott chatbots -> How dare you not bow down before techlords -> Unemployment line.
Embrace chatbots -> Good, also we are laying off people -> Unemployment line every 3 months.
3 on 3 off, with 997 weeks.
Building the Torment Nexus.
I’ll tattoo it to your mothers ass while I’m taking her to poundtown.
My mother died at 78, and she’s probably pretty dry at this point. You could probably just use a sharpie. You also might want to bring lube.
There’s a pillow in the coffin.
Might actually work if the HR person is sympathetic & appreciative of someone with a sense of humor. Assuming it ever makes it past the inevitable AI screening process, anyway.