Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · edit-22 months agoPissing in the shower is better than pissing in the toilet in every single way.message-squaremessage-square125linkfedilinkarrow-up1188arrow-down142file-text
arrow-up1146arrow-down1message-squarePissing in the shower is better than pissing in the toilet in every single way.Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · edit-22 months agomessage-square125linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squaresaltnotsugar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up62arrow-down1·2 months agoPooping in the shower is 1000x worse though.
minus-squareJanx@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·2 months agoCtrl-F “waffle stomp” Ah, there it is…
minus-squarefizzle@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoI knew this would be here but to this day I’ve just never understood the appeal. Wouldn’t the stench just be overpowering? and linger?
minus-squareteft@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·edit-22 months agoOnly if you’re at a 1-5 on the Bristol Stool Scale.
minus-squareNurse_Robot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·2 months agoThis was supposed to be an escape from work and you ruined that for me
minus-squareteft@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoMy bad. Too many medical shows lately.
minus-squareNurse_Robot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 months agoWhy has the Bristol stool scale entered the medical show lexicon 😭
minus-squaretaiyang@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoYes, but when I had a 7 recently it was hard to aim. The whole shower looked like a Jackson Pollock.
minus-squareteft@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoModern Fart is so pretentious.
minus-squaregravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoIt’s modern shart, you philistine
minus-squareNannerBanner@literature.cafelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoWait… is the 6/7 the rabbit turds look, or the spray of brown tinted water? I never remember which type is high and which type low.
minus-squareTrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 months agoYou don’t have a shower scoop?
minus-squareChozo@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up16·2 months agoWe’re a waffle-stomping household 'round these parts.
minus-squaredrzoidberg@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 months agoJust waffle stomp it, like nature intended.
minus-squaredeadbeef79000@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoThey come in a pack with a poop knife.
minus-squarewhyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoyou can shit in your hand and throw it in the toilet from the shower 👍
minus-squareMunkisquisher@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoThat’s a 2.5m throw for me, without my glasses. That’s some Olympic level feat.
minus-squareFireRetardant@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoMy issue is my poop is often not in a throwable state
Pooping in the shower is 1000x worse though.
Ctrl-F “waffle stomp”
Ah, there it is…
I knew this would be here but to this day I’ve just never understood the appeal.
Wouldn’t the stench just be overpowering? and linger?
Only if you’re at a 1-5 on the Bristol Stool Scale.
This was supposed to be an escape from work and you ruined that for me
My bad. Too many medical shows lately.
Why has the Bristol stool scale entered the medical show lexicon 😭
Yes, but when I had a 7 recently it was hard to aim. The whole shower looked like a Jackson Pollock.
Modern Fart is so pretentious.
It’s modern shart, you philistine
Wait… is the 6/7 the rabbit turds look, or the spray of brown tinted water? I never remember which type is high and which type low.
Higher is looser.
You don’t have a shower scoop?
We’re a waffle-stomping household 'round these parts.
Just waffle stomp it, like nature intended.
They come in a pack with a poop knife.
you can shit in your hand and throw it in the toilet from the shower 👍
That’s a 2.5m throw for me, without my glasses. That’s some Olympic level feat.
My issue is my poop is often not in a throwable state