Yep, 15W bulb swinging on a cord in an empty room seems more apt.

Never interrupt your enemy while they’re making a mistake.

The horn and a middle finger are already well entrenched as communication tools.

The quality is quite poor, but I’m reasonably sure that being able to talk to at people sounds worse.

Having said that, the idea of CB radio is cool.

What’s the opposite of eating The Onion?

BSG (2004)

Farscape

Perhaps this is the motivation they need to pull themselves up by their own bootstraps.

US government, unironically, probably.

“My IQ is in the 99.99th percentile!”

Likewise.

Gravity Falls is pretty good on that front too.

I wonder if there is a statistically significant inverse correlation between artistic ability and despotic actions.

It’s plausible enough that your generalized rule might be legit.

He’s not that good an artist, better kill all the Jews Palestinians

Thank you for using the same number of significant digits.

Congratulations, you passed. Here is your badge, gun, mask.

Wikipedia.

Though I could do without the endless donation blockups.

If the cops perform the job as is typical, they’ll just yell “he’s got a gun” and shoot them.

Patrick Stewart’s, followed closely by Stephen Fry’s

Fight is almost always the last resort as it’s the most energy expensive option.

One has to be taught to prioritize fight over the others: hence soldiers needing training.

Then again, I’m reasonably sure there’s some kind of G21N gene present in at least one country’s population that buggers that up.

Good point. I thought I was missing something obvious but couldn’t figure out what it was

Sure, crying when hungry, talking, trying to crawl and walk… stuff like that.

Beating the shit out of people for fun is most definitely a learned behavior.

They start life as a completely blank state, everything is a learned behavior.

So yes, infants are innocent. As soon as there is learned behavior, that goes out the window.

Cost $70b?

Sounds like it was a good investment for the profiteering recipients of that $70b.