Years ago, a coworker greeted me with “Happy 420!”

• Me: “Oh, I didn’t know you celebrated Hitler’s birthday.”
• Him: "What?”
• Me: “April 20th was Hitler’s birthday.”
• Him: long pause and blank stare “I DIDN’T KNOW HITLER WAS A STONER DURHURHUR!”
• And then I got a new job.

HICKORY WHAT?

SMOKED WHAT?

I think you may be onto something. I’m more interested, though, in giant transforming robot airplanes than a music and dance number

No Gods or Kings, only Man.

I’m Chrish Hanshin, Dateline En Bee Sheee …

In all likelihood, I probably will…

Great idea. Dry soils, which are basically pulverized rock, are typically trafficked in on the soles of shoes. When it works its way into individual carpet tufts and then trafficed again, it causes a majority of the discoloration we regard as “wear”. Have a dedicated pair of house shoes or slippers. Buy several sizes of machine washable ones for house guests. And vacuum several times a week. I once had a customer whose wife was limited to a wheelchair, which are typically very hard on carpets and leave dirty traffic patterns in the path of the wheels. Their carpets were in good condition. Their secret? “Outside” wheelchair that stayed in the trunk of the car.

Did this professionally for a while. Carpet cleaners would largely go out of business overnight if everyone took their shoes off. Filthy animals.

Well said

This one! Played as a kid and didn’t get it. Played again later when I discovered emulation and smoked it. I was a stupid kid.

Is that the game where you are a feudal Japanese farmer and have to dig holes and bury the aliens?

You’re gonna make me bust out the emulator again aren’t you

That actually is protected speech. Brandenburg v. Ohio

I feel personally attacked here.

This. It doesn’t matter if you’re a liberal, or progressive, or just a Democrat. If you don’t love Trump and Jesus like they do, you will be a target. Win or lose for Trump this election, there will be violence. I sure am not going to a bullet trap for some brush ape. Load the fuck up people.