That is the best first response, these days.

With a man bun

I don’t … think that was a part of the conversation going right now, but I am enjoying the turn it is taking!

LOTR?

Time to have them enjoy some ZB themselves, to prove that one.

Look up the Mini Mental, and that is basically what he aced.

Zero consequences, as usual.

I may or may not have found that women hugged me longer and smelled my hair if I used something the smelled good. I also used conditioner with my long hair and had many women running their fingers through it.

It was nice. Short hair is so much easier, though.

I’ve taken care of too many toddlers, I guess to trust that.

But I have taken care of too many toddlers to trust that they keep it on consistently, as well.

Typically, the sling is to reduce the chance of repeat injury, not for pain.

And putting it back is an easy process, if you know how to do it. Pain almost immediately goes away, though they need to be in a sling.

Anyone against this has never been the parent of a rambunctious, suicidal toddler. Those little buggers are fast and deadly curious.

Currently empathy is seen as weak, and the downfall of the west.

It was an incredibly large antibiotic pill because I didn’t want to shower (it took away from reading) and I got impetigo.

It is.

Gawd, I hate that aftertaste.

All of this was a pretense.

All of Putins homes. All at once.

You can be as evil as you want, as long as you are doing it to the right people and you’re on their team.

Ooh. Dunno about the adaptation side of things. I will say that I read the damned thing all in one night. Had to stay home from classes after doing so. Good book, to say the least.