NoFuckingWaynado

As someone at the opposite end of the table from Snowden managing how the sausage is made, I can tell you it is odd they’d try to keep it all hidden. The current administration’s “freelance field agents” (being very generous here) are threatening to make it all blow up. Deletion is not always the answer. You know what I want, and how to connect. Let me take my broken and dirty toys from your sandbox, and I will remove myself forever.

Social media induced psychosis

This is exactly what I assumed it was in my case. Sometimes I’ll walk around in the dark, clicking my tongue, just to see how well I can navigate this way. Sometimes I get really, really bored.

Just do like that guy in Police Academy

Use a longer pot

I take two personal pizzas and cook them normally. I generally use the frozen ones from Costco and use one cheese and one pepperoni. I also have frozen hamburger patties from Kroger but they’re the thin ones. I’m trying to lose weight, after all, so there’s got to be sacrifices made. OK now I have those frozen rectangular hash browns like McDonald’s sells, but mine are from Kroger again. I can generally cook all four items at once in my air fryer which is more of a convection toaster oven kind of deal. Anyway before I ramble on too long, I assemble a “hamburger” using the pizzas as buns and the rest is obvious. Apply mayo and/or American cheese or whatever like that Korean paste they use. Yum. I like to cut mine in half.

Those thin patties are great! This all started because I was tucking a folded one inside a Hot Pocket. You just split open one side and it becomes a literal hot pocket. Do not stick your … oh never mind

New Jersey

Use Lynx browser, if that’s even still a thing?

EDIT: It is!

There was a great show about Russian healthcare a while back. Can’t recall the name, but it had Jon Hamm and Harry Potter in it.

Tank, fish

If it’s typically sunny where you yoga, wear a mirror ball bodysuit. Anyone that stares will get an eye full of glorious sunbeams.

Alternatively, get a big, well-trained dog. The kind that will orbit you closely without a leash.

They have control of all three branches of government. No checks. No balances.

French Hens are just pretentious chicken fries

Alabama got rid of slavery in 2022.

WTF CA?

I think any truck gets a pass. Even a Honda Civic raised an inch or two, slap a bigger greenhouse on it, and send it on it’s way as a CUV.

I suspect the growth spurt has more to do with “tax loophole trucks.” I might be wrong on both points.

Don’t buy the cow if you’re lactose intolerant.

“It belongs in a museum!”

Filled in rectangles are so cold and impersonal. The scribbles are organic and remind me I need to brush my hair. Who cares if someone reverse engineers OP’s mom’s name?

Pronouncing realtor like “real-uhh-torrrrr”

'Should of" instead of “should’ve”