Mom: clean your plate there’s starving people in the world Me: give it to them

Lol

Anything to get her face on TV and try to stay relevant.

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I wonder where Altman gets his drugs. Can someone hook me up?

Not the Onion?

They want to see the mark of the beast, and the Antichrist, and the apocalypse so the end times will come and Jesus will take them all to heaven and burn their enemies in eternal damnation.

I’m about ready to cancel my internet and buy a book. Maybe even go outside.

I live in an unincorporated area. I have no other way to vote.

Liberals are partly to blame. Many workers in the South and Midwest lost their jobs, and liberals responded by looking down their noses at the “dumb country bumpkins” in the flyover states, where the so-called “basket of deplorables” live. They should listen to the educated elites. Democrats focus on social justice instead of jobs and the price of bread, leaving them out of touch with the common person.**

Oops, sorry, I flubbed it. Oh well.

Sarcasm starts with an S unless you are being sarcastic, which is even more funny if you are.

In HTML and stuff, you would write something like:

<s “sarcastic comment that makes everyone laugh” /s>

You forgot the /s. “Unexpected end of line error in line 182”

I thought kids online were supporting Palestine.

All they have to do is say they are doing it to protect their children and the pitch forks come out.

I’m 63 and addicted to social media. Checkmate government lackey.

Only left-handed people are in their right mind

I’m using Brave

This is the link I used:

https://vger.app/

Thank you all. I am now on my laptop logged in using the web app on Linux Mint.