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minus-squarebetterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·1 month agoHow embarrassing would it be if the pilots were simultaneously incapacitated mid-flight and he had to explain the ruse as they all plummeted to their fiery deaths? Boy, would my face be red.
minus-squareLembot_0006@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17arrow-down1·1 month agoOh, this one is easy: I would just say that I’m a pilot of a completely different type of plane and know nothing about the current.
minus-squaresuddenlyme@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·1 month agoOr ask a trainee ‘do you concur?’
minus-squarethe_flying_pig@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoIt would be such a huge relief not getting caught lying moments before my death.
How embarrassing would it be if the pilots were simultaneously incapacitated mid-flight and he had to explain the ruse as they all plummeted to their fiery deaths? Boy, would my face be red.
Oh, this one is easy: I would just say that I’m a pilot of a completely different type of plane and know nothing about the current.
Or ask a trainee ‘do you concur?’
Easier, have 2 drinks
It would be such a huge relief not getting caught lying moments before my death.