I’ll make a nice meal and reflect on what’s driving us further from the country we’re supposed to be. Thinking of it more like memorial day until there’s something to celebrate again.

Don’t need that one either but it’s there.

The UK needs no chief rabbi. Why does the UK have a chief rabbi?

Why though? Could just start winding down the whole thing early and call it quits when he does.

Boy, you sure did get 'em. No pointing out bad behavior unless your history is unblemished, I guess.

Ironically and hypocritically

“Predictably” would also fit here.

No.

Spontaneous carcinization at this time of year, that time of day, in that part of Japan, localized entirely within their luggage?

Trump is expected to sign another executive order declaring that his father loved him and he doesn’t cry himself to sleep every night thinking about it. Also that Eric is an unbearable chode.

There’s a song about this* by The Beets from 30 years ago.

* See also: Invidious instance link or mirror selection.

Probably for the best. Can’t leak what he isn’t told.

Dildo factory reject. Testers reported discomfort due to what’s known in the industry as “Shapiro syndrome” or sudden vaginal dessication.

The guy he killed lost 24 years of memories.

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It’s not mistaken, no.

People forget the standard advice: Don’t lock up your legs, bend your knees just enough to have a little movement without it being noticeable at a distance. Gotta find the sweet spot of hydrated without overshooting into the “have to pee every 10 minutes” range too.

Crab is older and some day, crab will be new again.

“…I’m a Nazi”

-Elon Musk

The kind of person whose past probably includes more than a few vivisected animals.

“Given the reins” would be appropriate in this case. They’re the straps used to direct a horse so it’s used figuratively to say that someone is in control.