I have a relative who’s son, about 10 year old, seems to be fond of me. He is an avid talker. He will talk about anything and everything with me. Problem is, he doesn’t understand that I’m an introverted piece of shit. Even though I like being with him when I feel like talking, other times I can’t match his energy and feel exhausted. To just ignore what he’s saying and stop responding all of a sudden makes me feel bad. He’s really a good kid. How do I tell him to give me a break without hurting him?
Take up smoking or drinking to make the experience more bearable whilst also clouding yourself with cigarette/alcohol fumes to pull up a physical barrier. Flap your arms slowly from time to time to add uncertainty, and yawn periodically. Finally, jettison your inkpouch to blind your opponent and scramble into a crevice in the ensuing confusion.