Gay?! He wishes! If he were gay, there’d be no problem! No, what he has is a romantic abnormality. One so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost.
Imagine just hanging with the boys all the time. Having sleep overs. Skinny dipping in the pool. Having a hot shower together. Sharing eye liner tips. Talking about how much gays suck. Who needs girls, right? Yuck.
Gay?! He wishes! If he were gay, there’d be no problem! No, what he has is a romantic abnormality. One so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost.
Imagine just hanging with the boys all the time. Having sleep overs. Skinny dipping in the pool. Having a hot shower together. Sharing eye liner tips. Talking about how much gays suck. Who needs girls, right? Yuck.
You might even say he’s extra manly; so manly he wants to spend all his time with men and as little time as possible with women.