hypertown@lemmy.worldcake to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years agoAverage TS developerlemmy.worldimagemessage-square165fedilinkarrow-up1855arrow-down148
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minus-squareThe Giant Korean@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up62arrow-down3·2 years agoIntelligence is knowing that tomatoes are a fruit. Wisdom is knowing that they don’t go into a fruit salad.
minus-squarealmost1337@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up37arrow-down1·2 years agoCharisma is selling salsa as a tomato based fruit salad
minus-squareCoderKat@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 years agoStrength is EAT MY DAMN FRUIT SALAD OR I’LL SMASH YOUR FACE IN.
minus-squarempa92643@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·2 years agoWhat if you soak them in high fructose corn syrup first?
minus-squareApathy Tree@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 years agoRules are meant to be broken.
Intelligence is knowing that tomatoes are a fruit. Wisdom is knowing that they don’t go into a fruit salad.
Charisma is selling salsa as a tomato based fruit salad
Strength is EAT MY DAMN FRUIT SALAD OR I’LL SMASH YOUR FACE IN.
What if you soak them in high fructose corn syrup first?
Then it’s ketchup
Rules are meant to be broken.