“I proffer my contrition for any infelicities in my English articulation, as my proclivity for linguistic precision may yet be inchoate.”

I wish I could say that I’m more shocked than I actually am.

I kind of knew something was off, but then I got to the sunglasses and realized.

Oh, good. This way we’ll be able to borrow more money to try to pay off the medical debt and dig ourselves into a deeper hole. Perfect.

The F in RFK stands for Fucker.

You’re right, I mixed it up. I feel like if it was LIFO that there would be meals that would never come out, ever.

Just wanted to point out that the colon is LIFO and not FIFO FIFO and not LIFO wow I need more caffeine

Thanks, I’ll have to find that

He must have eaten at least one to find out how good they are, right?

100% yes.

Generally speaking, there is about a 50% chance that they’ll solve it at all.

https://www.newsweek.com/murder-clearance-rate-decline-report-council-criminal-justice-homicide-rates-1853748

98% of the murders that are solved will be solved within a year.

Today we’re not doing anything, and it will be glorious. Tomorrow we’re exchanging gifts (my wife, the dog*, and I) cooking up a ham with beans and asparagus, and watching Christmas movies.

*she didn’t get us anything, but we still love her

I’m 50. I like to pretend that I’m 50 when it comes to work, but my friends and even a few long time coworkers know that I’m just a big kid. I genuinely feel more comfortable hanging out with younger people most the time. Aside from the occasional ache or pain, age just feels like a number to me.

“Just ChatGPT it” is going to become a thing.

This sounds horrifying, but if they do make them I hope they all have little goaties.

I’m on Mint. I was at a big conference last week and noticed this happening.

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One more reason for me to get one. Dammit.

If you weigh 200lb and eat 2lb of pizza you are approximately 1% pizza.