This is the reason. Book publishers don’t have the resources to go after pirates the way Hollywood and the music industry do.

And despite what you may have heard, pusillanimous does not serve as the basis for pussyfoot, pussycat, or a certain related vulgarism.

Never had a problem bringing THC pens and edibles with me. Airport security doesn’t give a shit.

Bruh, you did the math wrong. Knowing the difference between a billion and a trillion is basic math. That you got wrong.

You forgot to multiply the k. You’re off by a factor of 1000.

The ruler is very clearly cut out from a different sheet.

And Leon’s getting larger!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calorimeter

Yeah, why is this even mildly infuriating? If anything, it’s good to see transparency like this.

It’s not saying the program will do any of those things without your input. It’s just letting you know that your input in one program is using another programs data.

I once convinced a co-worker that the opposite was true for napkin, that they were apkins before.

Also told him pockets were pock-ettes and pants used to have giant pocks that hung outside like saddlebags.

He’s also a nurse who asks a concerning number of medical questions.

Don’t ask Internet strangers for medical advice

I know that’s hyperbole, but I’ll be cold in the ground before a “smart” toaster is allowed in this house.

The jail technique is to crush both, throw them in a bag with optional pickles, sausage, whatever the vending machine has. Dump in just enough very hot water to soak everything, then knead it a bit until it forms kind of a loaf.

Nah, plant a protected species.

HIPAA covers 50 years after the patients death. Could a nurse give us the exact date when they would be able to share information?

Fetal alcohol syndrome?

Butter is basically lactose free.

A lotta people, you gotta believe me 👐

They’re saying, “That guy Mitch, he’s very dead. Very, very dead.”☝️

And let me tell ya, folks… 👏 THE MAN 🤲 IS DEAD👌. I saw him just the other day, I saw him and said, “Wow, that guy looks dead.” 🫵

You just had to say it. My mind has been trying to repress that fact and you just had to say it.