Do I need eight arms to use it

I couldn’t even begin to describe my weirdest dreams. I just sit there holding my coffee mumbling “what the fuck was that?”

Prisoner zero has escaped

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bjIH1jdx2_A

Your car.

I normally don’t consider myself at all.

ITYM TLAs and FLAs

Productivity is for Produce.

11 minutes of sleep walking.

Asphalt has natural antigravity properties and tends to rise.

You’re a legume, Charlie Brown.

Not Mr. Lupner. He was born without one.

Waffle Stompers Anonymous

Some sort of butter would be good.

…the new one is much better.

Evolution is nothing but a series of happy accidents. And a graveyard of unhappy ones.

I’ve told you once.

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“Bunch of farging ice holes.”

After the leopards are done eating their faces.