16 seconds is very young.

Maybe if we just tell him he won, and put him in a mockup of the oval office…

If only we had an actual count of the number of people who voted for each candidate…

1976 Dodge Aspen

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

It’s the ones that are silently manipulating things that worry me more.

It’s a car, not a political statement. I’m driving it. It’s still a great vehicle.

Would I buy one now? Probably not. But a lot of that is due to them making so many things extra cost.

How many people know the politics of the CEOs of the other car companies before or after they purchase? Not many I suspect.

https://youtu.be/9CPTO6B5GcY?si=fa5pCedEZQX6gztB

What exactly do they think goes on in these bathrooms anyway?

I’ve never even considered whether they’re plants or not. I guess I always assumed they were, but now it makes sense that they’re not. But I can’t imagine anyone having a tizzy over it either way.

Heated seats ftw.

Good. I could use a house.

Is your name Beethoven by any chance?

John Cusack (Gross Pointe Blank)

Everywhere, all at once.

In Soviet Russia, John Malkovich being you.

All cops are bears

Build a wall?

This little hack is gonna cost us 51 CPU cycles.