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19 days agoHe’s emotional, not because someone was killed, but because the killer was from his state, and boy is that inconvenient to his narrative.
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3·5 months agoDo I need eight arms to use it
3·5 months agoI couldn’t even begin to describe my weirdest dreams. I just sit there holding my coffee mumbling “what the fuck was that?”
Prisoner zero has escaped
5·7 months agoI normally don’t consider myself at all.
ITYM TLAs and FLAs
Productivity is for Produce.
1·7 months ago11 minutes of sleep walking.
Asphalt has natural antigravity properties and tends to rise.
You’re a legume, Charlie Brown.
Not Mr. Lupner. He was born without one.
Waffle Stompers Anonymous
Some sort of butter would be good.
Evolution is nothing but a series of happy accidents. And a graveyard of unhappy ones.
I’ve told you once.
What if your intonation just made it sound like a question?
“The Eiffel Tower?”