propter_hog [any, any]

Bingo. We didn’t invent complicated systems for shits and giggles. Reuse is king, and abstracted code is reusable code.

I didn’t see the full URL when I clicked it and was thinking of commenting “there’s also enterprise java fizzbuzz”. Get out of my head.

Needs a FactoryFactory

We have been played for absolute fools

So I decompiled the gnu c compiler once, and yes, it was just an elaborate use of ffmpeg

It adds a certain handcrafted quality to the code that you just can’t find elsewhere, like hand grinding your coffee beans with an electric grinder or turning the lights on using a wall switch.

Razor: if your house burns down because of the inevitable lithium fire it will cause, you’re on your own

There are websites like https://www.firsttimersonly.com/ that will help you in getting started

MMU

it’s fucked up that my first thought was “Marvel Minematic Universe”

A few on this machine, mostly the usual “plug-n-play” suspects: openSUSE, Ubuntu, Mint, etc. I’ve narrowed it down to needing a specific driver which will have to be installed after the install, but I don’t have an extra thumb drive for it since the one external drive I do have will have the os on it, and I just haven’t been arsed to make it work on a single drive by modifying the partition to add a second one and put the driver there. It’s just a pain in the ass.

Yeah, mine was a pain in the ass. Haven’t sorted it yet. Must be a different chip set.

Real dumb

What did you do to get the keyboard and mouse to work?

Yep, the only decent mobile client.

A partially eaten apple

Isn’t that just an apple watch?

The correct answer is we don’t know. There are novel (to us, anyway) states of iron, for example, that exist at extreme temperatures and pressures that have led scientists to postulate on the possible existence of a crystalized iron core, within the already solid inner core.

heyo

The fucking bible, ugh

*doodles are super popular in Chicago because so many people live in apartments, and poodles and their associated mixes are hypoallergenic because they have hair and not fur.