propter_hog [any, any]

Watching Star Trek as a child and learning what a light year is and how big just our galaxy is, not to mention the rest of the universe, this is what did it for me. Nine years old and realizing the earth couldn’t be 6000 years old and so the Bible was a lie.

God damnit, I was hoping this was a bit.

Don’t. Dump everything in an Exchange Traded Fund (ETF) that tracks the S&P 500. The one with the lowest fees is the Vanguard SPY asset. Unless you dedicate a lifetime to understanding the market, you’ll never turn a profit greater than what this ETF will give you. Beating the market is almost impossible without insider trading.

Edit: missed that you’re in Italy. Find a similar asset in your country. There are similar ones on all major exchanges. You just want to make sure it’s tracking the most successful companies. That’s the gist of what the S&P 500 does. When a company starts performing worse than one outside this range, that new company takes its place. So the list always tracks the top 500. These are global brands, so there is almost certainly a similar asset in your country that tracks most—if not all—of these companies.

Ah, sorry, I’m autistic and read things very literally. My bad for misunderstanding.

What?

You didn’t read any of that, did you?

“a broken clock…” applies here

I don’t think it’s just lemmygrad. There’s something fucky with posting pictures.

Right, they’re just as keen to protect their Republican comrades

Edit: not to mention all the current Democrats who are likely in there

i didn’t want to say it that way and get banned, but yes, these dudes all really need to pray, haha

they need to pray like they need a bullet in the head

jemy

Cymbals and trumpets are always really telling about the quality of a recording.

Probably The Very Best of João Gilberto, or something like that. Something old enough to have used analog equipment and have actual stereo from separate mics instead of just panning on the mixing board.

Spongebob snark case

That’s a fantastic name

Iraqi dinar

Reminds me of the comic where some guy made a script for ordering Indian food automatically, but he kept just getting orders of naan bread no matter what he ordered, until he finally found the NaN in the script.

I’ve used the time for a midnight bike ride or some gaming or reading a book