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Hypothetical hits close to home @SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world

Well after just posting this in the other direction, what about when we’re in public and we tell the cop we’re only stumbling because we left the bar crying after our kids died or something like that… Or we’ve just stripped nude to hump a street post

OK, should this be all about “public interest”?! Lawyer people talk about that standard. We have a public interest in boy bands, not in John Doe Mental Break. You can’t just request footage for the fun of it? Unless like there was a pattern of people stumbling or nudiestreaking in your community that was not being addressed

Bet people hope it’s a bribe preventer, if we had our privacy the rich and powerful could throw their weight around and squash the evidence meanwhile normals would never catch a break.

…having our privacy isn’t so bad… “deserve neither” etc. yeah, hmm

It is a subsidiary of Albertsons after being acquired by private equity investors led by Cerberus Capital Management in January 2015.

Classic

Slop gonna cost elections

Very sad, hearing a prime target: rural men w/o big city/powerful connections/relatives

:(

Ah, well, on a serious note -

To avoid killing a firefighter when we forget the popcorn in the microwave or something

He stoles its from us

He was allegedly being shown the ring when he simply walked it out of the room and didn’t return

Allegedly (wasn’t there myself)

using Netflix on his brake.

Offering Xzibit some new ideas

If I were in fear of ICE every day I might not mind seeing some millions of people giving the finger to tyranny—any thoughts on that? Moral support, which obviously doesn’t instantaneously rewrite laws or instantly increase equity or anything, I know

(Genuine response despite my username)

Imma give u a pass cuz we tried to screw Canada so hard, y’all know how to put ur elbows up for sure (e.g. RIP 🇺🇸 wine sales)

Initially was like “damn this some friggin foreign BS on Lemmy” “oh wait Canada that does make sense”

We love you guys btw (normal Americans), sorry. We will try to mitigate this in the years and decades following future elections and hopefully your kids[‘ kids] don’t hate us [too much] :( Canadians are so great and heartbreaking we threw it away

Video audio inaccurate? Maybe the guy was the Afghan national or it’s a different raid.

Article said Afghan guy, video said both woman and man were Bulgarian nationals.

Chris T. No,Man

Interesting analysis thanks

Thesis elaboration pls

Not for money but fame?

(Not dogpiling, srs post)

Curious to find out! Probably back channel talks happening now

Hey do you mind if we try an alternate timeline for a few days

(Believe this may have been sarcasm?)

Wouldn’t have crossed my mind. Thank you, just in case!

Minus Elon watching the driver on GPS & cabin camera