And also what you get voting for him.

GOTUS.

This is the efficiency of the market at work.

They’re eating the cows!

As if a former KGB officer is sticking an American swab up their nose.

Finally a reason to like Covid.

Meanwhile, he’s likely an awful parent to his own kids.

Maybe he’s trying to get as many rounds of golf in as possible before his term prison time starts.

Crooked Don.

Let’s hope so!

Right-wingers love to disrespect the flag. Seems to contradict their allegiance to the flag, and the liberty and justice for all it is purported to represent.

He wants a Hyperloop between Washington and Mar-a-lago.

I’m not suggesting you’re wrong to be surprised by this—just celebrating Simmons’ decision not to respond to the question.

It isn’t a requirement that anybody discusses their sexuality publicly. Society only expects explanation when someone is suspected of not being heterosexual.

I look forward to the enlightened and unifying rule of Fürer Trumpf and have never, not once, questioned his mental faculties, business acumen, or bladder strength.

Are the downvotes because we don’t like the prospect of WWIII? Don’t like Iran? Think this was disinformation rather than just a joke (critiquing the precariousness of the world right now)? Or do we support state-sponsored assignations?

Benjamin Franklin was 70 when he signed the Declaration of Independence, the oldest person to do so.

If that’s a fact Americans might see as meaningful, the US could cap taking office as President if over 70 on election day (effectively 74 is oldest at end of term), same for the House (oldest 72), Senate (oldest 76), and the Supreme Court… just force retirement at 70 instead of death.

Franz Ferdinand vibes.

Also lacks IQ.

Absolutely. So many sensible sized European cars aren’t sold in the US because bullshit market research says small car bad big truck good.