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He coulda just outed them all as pedos and not killed himself

I want the Chaos Emeralddss of course!!

psychology and therapy are two very different fields. I agree with the resume idea though

Might also be coil whine from the transformer

Are you perhaps Greg from Task Master?

Also the notepad guy is immediately faxing their notes directly to the police and any advertising data brokers who ask for them

oh no?

Well there’s the Mortal Error theory for the JFK assassination. Basically says that yes, he was shot by Oswald, but the “second gunman” who shot him in the head was actually an accidental shot coming from the secret service in car ahead of his.

Pretty sure facebook has been instrumental in at least one ethnic cleansing, so yeah that one

Seconding Hudson Hawk!

My money’s on Greenland

For a minute I thought that meant the railway was ~3ft long

Tiny face guy

Always good to have a backup name!

Yes.

Does anyone know how much more accurate this is compared to other interferometer gyroscopes like fiber-optics?

I think chances are higher we all die, the microplastics get embedded in a layer of rock worldwide, and nature moves on without us. Evolution is way too slow to keep up with manmade horrors.

Reminds me of a film called The Magnificent Three

Finally a good reason to leave the internet