Might also be coil whine from the transformer

Are you perhaps Greg from Task Master?

Also the notepad guy is immediately faxing their notes directly to the police and any advertising data brokers who ask for them

oh no?

Well there’s the Mortal Error theory for the JFK assassination. Basically says that yes, he was shot by Oswald, but the “second gunman” who shot him in the head was actually an accidental shot coming from the secret service in car ahead of his.

Pretty sure facebook has been instrumental in at least one ethnic cleansing, so yeah that one

Seconding Hudson Hawk!

My money’s on Greenland

For a minute I thought that meant the railway was ~3ft long

Tiny face guy

Always good to have a backup name!

Yes.

Does anyone know how much more accurate this is compared to other interferometer gyroscopes like fiber-optics?

I think chances are higher we all die, the microplastics get embedded in a layer of rock worldwide, and nature moves on without us. Evolution is way too slow to keep up with manmade horrors.

Reminds me of a film called The Magnificent Three

Finally a good reason to leave the internet

Who do you even email for that? mastercard@gmail.com?

Where’s Sgt Angle when you need him?

I used to use ControllerMate until it was abandoned. Imagine AutoHotkey but for mac, and with very advanced block programming.

Still haven’t found anything like it since.

I agree with the other comments, but wanted to add how deepfakes work to show how simple they are, and how much less information they need than LLMs.

Step 1: Basically you take a bunch of photos and videos of a specific person, and blur their faces out.

Step 2: This is the hardest step, but still totally feasable for a decent home computer. You train a neural network to un-blur all the faces for that person. Now you have a neural net that’s really good at turning blurry faces into that particular person’s face.

Step 3: Blur the faces in photos/videos of other people and apply your special neural network. It will turn all the blurry faces into the only face it knows how, often with shockingly realistic results.