All solid advice. May also have an ingredient sensitivity to something like “sodium laureth sulphate”, which can cause dry skin and flaking, or massively inflame existing psoriasis or dry skin.

I don’t even think there’d be that much disagreement.

“Oh, do you hate ‘libs’ and love Putin too?”

Or “Minors always granted access”

Basically, yes. It’s all explained in the Epstein Files.

Sorry to upset people thinking of him dieing soon, but they’re going to sit him in a gold throne, kept barely alive, in suspended animation, then keep him alive and in charge for 40,000 years.

They’ll use AI every time they want him to “say something”.

An arms fair sounds like the least fun type of fair.

I kind of like it. I say bring it back.

If we all started using it, þen sooner or later it would start showing up in AI generated answers.

Maybe it’s the scent his ‘helpers’ use to neutralise the smell of an 80 year old man who eats nothing but McDonalds, so it basically smells like the complete opposite of him?

Can the AI determine if I’m just uploading photos of Kier Starmer as my ID?

They exist. Go on a Steam discussions page for a popular game that doesn’t currently support Linux, and create a new post politely asking about the possibility of Linux support.

*A wild WINDOWS ZEALOT appears*

Is he as friendly to the meat industry as British Conservative former Prime Minister David Cameron, who allegedly put his knob in a dead pig’s mouth?

We kind of go “brur”.

I’d not seen that outtake! Thank you, it was hilarious :)

Fun Fact:
In British English, “Trump” means the same as “fart” (and has done for over 100 years):

“(intransitive) British slang to expel intestinal gas through the anus” Collins English Dictionary

“to release gas from the bowels through the bottom”
Cambridge English Dictionary

“slang or colloquial. The act of breaking wind audibly”
Oxford English Dictionary

Wait… dbzer0 is “divide by zero”?

I’ve been reading it as “dibzer nought”

Probably for making the static overlay graphics, and possibly the clock hands.

By some traditions, yes. Volcanic sacrifice was particularly popular in the Victorian Era, for example. Unfortunately for fans of the method (and fortunately for those who live in these areas) most of the best volcanoes were in the outer territories of the former British Empire, which are now independent.

I’m sure Ben Nevis is due another pop any time now, but until then “1, 2, 3, into the sea!” :)

That’s a very good question. I think in that case we have to assume “drowned: apply to join the EU”. If he turns up mysteriously alive at a later date, we can set fire to him etc “in arrears”.

These are very sensible and fair plans - though you have to be careful not to make it too much fun, else people might be inclined to say “delay the EU application another month, next week they’re throwing Farage in with some bears! I must see that!”.

Referendums don’t always work, so instead we should throw Nigel Farage into the sea.

If he drowns, we apply to join the EU.
If he floats, we fish him out of the sea and try and set him on fire. If he burns, we apply to join the EU. If he doesn’t burn, we “nexit” him with a guillotine and apply to join the EU.