I see they’re playing the “turtle” strat.

I’ve never had a problem finishing your mom, not sure what you’re doing wrong

Also 538 is predicting a Kamala win…

It’s lame, but if you have kids, you’ll blow your storage every few months. MUST CAPTURE EVERY MOMENT OF THEIR LIVES THAT I’LL PROBABLY NEVER WATCH AGAIN

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They just use auto dialers and try every number, doesn’t matter if your number is actually out there or not

Exacto knife and carefully slice them down?

Huh, just realized that the r-word and “Reddit” have the same number of characters.

The religious right in the US believes that watching porn is the same thing as cheating on your wife

Try just doing one thing. One thing you don’t want to. Just a single thing. Set the bar low enough that it isn’t so scary. And if you can get past that try setting it just a little higher.

It’s probably a ram. It’s always a ram.

They’re probably using a dark mode extension that’s messing with them

And then you busted after 15 seconds?

Brutal

This is the way

As a guy who’s puffy from too much drinkin’ I can confirm that it looks like too much drinkin

The best part was right after I posted that I was all like “hey, maybe this will be one of those times someone comments on something on the internet and then the person discovers they have some health issue that needs treating! I’m a hero!”

Isn’t excessively sweaty hands a sign of thyroid problems?

Edit: for some reason I read the post as if OP was wearing the gloves to combat sweaty palms instead of the gloves causing them, hence this incredibly dumb comment.

Looks like it might have literally been a typo. The figures in the report keep varying between xxx and 0.xxx: https://www.tceq.texas.gov/downloads/permitting/wastewater/title-iv/tpdes/wq0005462000-spaceexplorationtechnologiescorp-starbaselaunchpadsite-cameron-tpdes-adminpackage.pdf

“Man, I sure have some great memories on this thing” -Trump, probably