Matches are no longer for sale in The United States

Rape a peasant women, get a dowry.

Rape a doctor woman, life in prison.

That’s why the US education system has been weakened. The government can’t tell lies to educated people.

So what you’re saying is we are absolutely fucked

I think the plan is to be ready for WWIII, when China, Russia, Iran, and… haha…. North Korea, team up.

Oh, well if the pope is getting involved, we should be fine.

Only one solution.

Nothing will happen