… He does not regret voting for Trump, saying he is willing to take a personal hit to support the president’s agenda …

the personal hit is Donald’s agenda

I knew it. I’m surrounded by assholes!

So the combination is one, two, three, four, five. That’s the stupidest combination I’ve ever heard in my life! That’s the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

embrace beans, jeans, and orbs

I don’t have a humanoid blender.

By the time they’re Pope, they’re too old to be a choir boy.

I like blue, hate to eat peanut butter and eliminate all brown people.

I like blue, hate to eat peanut butter, and eliminate all brown people.

It can happen to anyone.

edit: someone more clever can do a better example than this I’m sure

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depends on how hot

He don’t know nothin’ about anything.

This should be the top comment.

Yeah, but that also makes everything rather shitty.

Treason is the reason for the season.

(… as a treat)

The Narcissist’s Prayer

That didn’t happen.
And if it did, it wasn’t that bad.
And if it was, that’s not a big deal.
And if it is, that’s not my fault.
And if it was, I didn’t mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it.

by Dayna Craig

The only waste in government is corruption. “Inefficiencies” are actually resiliency—a crucial trait of any social system.

It’s this exactly. It muddies the legitimate criticism.

offer me eternity,
and I’ll trade a cup of coffee and a dime looking for a handout
on behalf of those who have so little time

but who wants to live on just 70 cents a day? padding your pockets doesn’t make this a better place
“cereal and water” is a feast for some you say
your price-tag on existence can’t cover your double face

quality or quantity: a choice you have to make

dipping in the icing
bringing home the largest turkey from the field
breaking all the piggy banks, scooping up the booty
licking all the right holes, bolstering the payroll

why reduce life to a dollar amount per day?
and why let the world think this is the American way?
your uneaten greens are a feast for some you say
survival and living are concepts you can’t equate

quality or quantity: don’t tell me they’re the same