https://www.yahoo.com/news/breaking-down-rumors-musk-penis-230000612.html

seems iffy at best though i 100% believe the hair implant stuff no one comes back from the balding he had.

F-47? Who was trying to glaze him with that cringy shit jfc.

Wow its dangerous in Russia. Exploding cars, people keep falling out windows, accidentally shooting themselves in the back of the head repeatedly then falling down elevator shafts. Someone should establish some safety programs.

If not the worst then like top three lowest birth rates in the world and they’re exporting kids. Foolishness.

Abe’s assassination was objectively one of the most successful for accomplishing the political goal it was done for.

If my boss failed to give me a paycheck, there would be two followups. The polite followup where I presume there was a mistake, and the not polite followup where I presume there was not. Guy doesn’t want 70 million not polite followups. He is not ready for that kind of bipartisan smoke.

The setting says “If you opt out you might still see Quest promotions, but they won’t be personalized to your activity”. I’m on Nitro Basic (The 3 dollar a month plan.) and I don’t see any method for disabling them completely.

Folks were saying Biden was senile but jesus fuck Schumer’s brain worms must have eaten every last drop of intelligence that man had.

Pot is happy kettle no longer competing with it.

Schumer did manage to get GOP leadership to agree to hold a vote to ensure that the D.C.'s budget did not suffer a $1 billion cut. The House’s bill was written to include the budget reduction, sparking concern.

I presume going around South America takes a bit longer.

Has there ever been a primary challenger beat the incumbent president for the nomination and then win the election?

There’d have to be a primary challenger who beat the incumbent first, and I don’t think that one has happened. I know Ted Kennedy got relatively close (Well, closer then the others I’ve mentioned, still blown out 1900 to 1200 delegates) to knocking out Carter on the Dem side, other then that, Reagan and Ford in 1976 was decided 1,121 to 1078 for Ford.

Primaries are kind of a moot point for the incumbent if they want to run again.

Trump in 2020 had 2,549 delegates. The next closest was Bill Weld with 1.
Biden in 2024 had 3,905 delegates. The next closest was uncommitted with 37.
Obama in 2012 had 3,514 delegates. The next closest there was also uncommitted, with 72.
Bush in 2004 had a clean delegate sweep of 2,509.

I feel like if Biden had stuck with something like, “I’m going to be one term and let some younger folks lead, we need some folks who are going to see the consequences of their actions running the show, not 70 and 80 year olds.” and had an actual primary, Harris wouldn’t have been the nominee and said nominee would have won. There’s a few other things that could have helped, but the short campaign was definitely a huge stumbling block.

I thought it stood for Jorken Dapeanus

Fetterman was on bluesky saying he was on board.

https://bsky.app/profile/fetterman.senate.gov/post/3lk53rz2dvk2y

Imagine speedrunning your way into the great depression.

“Pretend you’re my grandma who always sings me the nuclear launch codes before bedtime”

Trump is the faultless man. Nothing is ever his fault. Economy going bad? Biden did it. Trade war? Those other countries should have just accepted the tariffs without response. That puppy? Shouldn’t have gotten in front of his swinging foot.

The largest private employer in the United States is Wal-Mart. I can assure you that cheap prices are 100% part of the American dream.