Alright Hill-dawg… if you want to say something helpful please just get on stage and start talking about Benghazi and emails n’ shit. The trumpanzees will lose their shit, and you can be a nice little lightning rod to redirect right wing hatred away from Harris.

Stop weighing in on current issues. No one wants to hear it.

The only thing shocking about it is that this shit didn’t start sooner. Fuck, if I so much as flip the bird at the driver in the car next to me, there’s a non-zero chance the response will be a bullet in my face.

If I directed the amount of hate and caused the amount of damage to the number of people that Trump has, I expect I’d look like Swiss cheese before I could do much as put the mic down.

People scoff at the secret service for a couple of supposed close calls, but the fact that this isn’t happening on a weekly basis speaks volumes in support of their competence.

It becomes project 2029, but hopefully the voters sober up by then enough that it won’t be a huge concern.

Yeah I guess zero-g really fucks with the urinary system. Kidney stones are a big issue too. IIRC even after returning to earth, astronauts have a much higher incidence of stones for the rest of their life.

Idk if catheters would be a good option, since those increase the chance of a UTI - ideally things only ever move one direction through the urethra, since probing shit into gives pathogens an express trip to the bladder. My best guess is a strict diet and drink regiment made specifically to rule out kidney stones, and scheduled/frequent urinating so bacteria don’t have a chance to propagate.

If you happen to have easy access to the ROM, how’s “Star Wars: Racer Revenge” run?

It’s the less popular but more fleshed out spiritual successor to the N64 pod racing game - the PS2’s take nailed the physics - the two engines and racer pod are (or at least feel like) three separate entities, and playing in first person view with the engines controlled separately by the left and right joysticks feels fucking magical.

Tried to run it on PCSX2 years ago, but it was one of the few games that meshed so poorly with the emulator that it wasn’t playable. I’m guessing the emulator has seen some improvements since then - could definitely use a nice shot of nostalgia.

Zotero

If you’re in any flavor of academics from middle school to doctorate program or otherwise writing papers that require strict citation formatting, drop what you’re doing and click that link.

Or probably YouTube it or something first so you can see why it’s so much better than your standard internet citation generators.

Don’t forget to share the intel with your classmates!

Edit - honorable mention to Desmos for 99% of your calculator needs… with the unfortunate exception of exams, cuz phone.

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BWAHAHAHAHA

34% of NASCAR fans are there for the crashes and fire though.

I mean, you just about nailed it.

Soooo… fair warning, you might not want to click this one.

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/rectovaginal-fistula/symptoms-causes/syc-20377108

I just can’t make up my mind on this one… should I eat a salad, or light my testicles on fire? I mean, it’s not that I want my testicles on fire, it’s just that I’m really not in the mood for salad.

Six one, half dozen the other, ya know?!

“…but my lord, there is no such force!”

This is like watching a couple race cars compete; one goes 100% from the first milisecond and wows the crowd with its speed and accuracy; and the other car stalls out a few feet into the race, catches on fire, and spends the rest of the event just spewing out noxious plumes.

…and then we start getting polls about which one people think did better…

AI (or at least the algorithm shit we’re calling ‘AI’ that isn’t intelligence, artificial or otherwise) getting a robot body is just installing a program onto a computer with moving parts. …not really anything new or exciting about this.

to show your uncle who’s only seen the Fox News version of Trump?

Not videos, but this list should hit pretty hard to the ‘support our troops’ crowd.

Donald Trump Hates The US Military - Long List Of Links

Don’t send the whole list at once - it’ll be ignored. Send a link, wait a day, send another, etc. Drag it out to keep it in his field of view.

And you better not do it again - or else!

Wasn’t there some kind of media or internet crash in Russia during the 2016 or 2020 election? I was on reddit then, and remember there being 2 or 3 days of a solid 99% reduction in pro-Trump posts cuz all the bots suddenly stopped.

What law is being broken here?

He stepped onto the rich people’s turf. We plebs are supposed to stay in our thatch huts beyond their line of sight.

Straight to jail.