That’s a bit harsh… matches may be cheap, but they’re not worthless.

arson is suspected encouraged

I guess if he pisses off enough rich people, the odds of him getting a visit from the Mario Bros go up significantly.

And in the mean time… anything stronger than alcohol that won’t make me fail a piss test?

And to defend the constitution from all threats foreign and domestic. The legality of the order takes the back burner to the fact that the source of those orders has made itself a legitimate tactical target to the entire US military and federal workforce.

Too bad none of those people seem to take their oath seriously.

Trump really shouldn’t talk about his president like that…

Why can’t we go back to small phones?

Why would you build housing inside a shooting range?

I think it was r/TrumpVsTrump …it was an absolute goldmine.

If only his supporters actually gave a sliver of a fuck about hypocrisy.

We’ve reviewed the CEO’s request for thoughts and prayers, and found that the thoughts are out of network, whilst the prayers were deemed not medically necessary.

Please proceed to the Find Out counter to pay your Fuck Around in full.

Psh. Like a doctor would offer to give healthcare for free!

(/s for most docs - they can be assholes sometimes, but the vast majority are in it for the right reasons)

“Excuse me. Is anyone cool with sitting next to a dead body?” isn’t going to end well… and all but guarantees you get the kind of people who shouldn’t be allowed near a corpse to volunteer.

They could have asked if anyone had medical experience, then followed up with the spiel about there being a body on board and needing someone who can handle it. The pool of potential volunteers would be narrowed down to those who could provide some basic postmortem care and then respectfully stay with the body through the rest of the flight. The potential for abuse would still be there ofc, but it’d be way lower than just outright asking who’s cool with hanging out with a corpse for a few hours.

…honestly, saying that, it might not be a horrible idea to have a “I’m a medical professional” checkbox when buying the ticket. Even as ‘just’ a tech, I could handle some basic emergencies and wouldn’t be horribly traumatized around a body. Shit, throw in a free flight in the event that some kind of emergency intervention is needed, and I’d be down to have my name added to some kind of short list of volunteers for every single flight.

The plan is to destabilize the US, cuz the people in charge of the US are domestic enemies to the US and its constitution. (Yo military peeps - sound familiar? Do your fucking job.)

The ‘scramble to rehire critical staff’ bit is pure show. The point is for that to fail.

Fed people who work for: your email make like dumb worded so to make bad the intelligence the artificial the algorithm thanks!

Not lifting a finger means the literal bare minimum: voting. In the face of evil shitstains like Trump, a third of the country couldn’t even be bothered to color in a quarter-inch rectangle in opposition, they just shrugged and let it happen.

…and that first half of this comment is more directed any onlookers who happen to wander into this conversation: As for you, your sea-lioning is glaring as all hell. Take that shit somewhere else.

It’s from the side bar to this sub - if you’re on mobile or something it might not be showing, but the rule states:

Rule 6: Memes, spam, other low effort posting, reposts, misinformation, advocating violence, off-topic, trolling, offensive, regarding the moderators or meta in content may be removed at any time.

Hoping for the fatal removal of a few literal supervillians is significantly less violent than allowing them to run rampant on the world, imo, but I’ve been temp banned a few times over “advocating for violence” by pushing for the less violent of the two options. I’m kinda tired of being told to just sit quiet and pretty in the face of a surge in neonazism though, so… fuck it.

I’m not asking people to go full Inglorious Basterds on MAGA or anything… but if you’re one of very few people with the means and opportunity to take a shot at Hitler… please don’t miss.

Voted against it directly, voted against it indirectly in every smaller election I’ve been eligible for since 2016, phone canvassed against it, volunteer for local orgs that are targeted by it, and am vocal on and offline against the Nazi rhetoric currently taking over our government.

Why, am I only allowed to criticize evil if I’ve aimed a gun at it or something?

What about you?

Ooh, that would for sure handle viscosity better than IV tubing. Good call!

*expanded previous comment - original version was posted from mobile which is significantly more tedious to rant on.

And yes, more Luigis please!!

Against the government - no of course not. Against the handful of people driving it into the ground - absolutely.

… and what’s ‘fine’ is at the mods’ discretion. I’ve been temp banned several times for having basically this conversation. Thing is, the options on the table right now are sit quietly and let the Nazis continue to take over the US government (shit tons of violence on a massive scale), or in the absence of any form of checks and balances to include effective peaceful protests or voting: cut the snake’s head off (still violence, but the least violent option we have). …but pulling that trolley lever to take the less violent path is still ‘advocating for violence’ here.

We’ll find out soon if this comment crossed the line.