This is better than cable, it’s like super cable or something.

Who is in charge of the cocaine-fueled underage fuck parties?

No, they aren’t. Quit lying.

No one will learn from this. I have spent my adult life fighting this brand of stupid here in Texas and you can see how that’s going. Nope, we will keep blaming others for the puddle of piss we wake up in every morning even though we sleep alone.

Seeeeeeecrets

He doesn’t even pay his own bills lol

OK X is done in Europe. Every threat should be answered with an equally stupid threat. US: “We will pull out of NATO!” Europe: “You can’t pull out of NATO because we are going to kick you out!” That would be fun.

This will be the Trump response to Ukraine.

If you don’t concede to Russia’s peace demands we will pull out of NATO.

Europe will dry up like grandma’s sense of humor.

No drugs, just drogas.

As a Texan I can say this, Ken Paxton is a cunt eyed coward.

Hell yeah, this might be the timeline where Best Korea fools everyone and takes over both Russia and Ukraine moves all their people there, and opens a chain of kimchi-focused fast-casual restaurant/DahnMuDo centers called Kim’s Ki Brain and Body Center.

My idea was the body dies and the brain parasite retires to Florida lol.

They never do

Fuck off, I want them to vote. Nowhere in there did I say you should vote either way.

Fuck the polls, go and vote. Today is the last day in Texas to vote early. On the 5th if you haven’t voted yet get up off your ass and go wait in line and vote. Vote for Harris, Vote for Trump, write in my name, I don’t give a fuck, just go and vote.

I bet he tried to fuck one of those dogs and this is his excuse. “Oh no honey I didn’t try to fuck the dog again…it was…democr…no wait…demons…yeah it was a demon gang bang and I beat them off.”

Wouldn’t it be swell if this was the timeline where super-sentient brain parasites took over RFK and he then infected the entire Trump Campaign who in turn infected the Republican and Democrat Parties ultimately leading to the earth being run by mid-level brain parasite bureaucrats who just keep going like nothing has changed running for reelection in their host body until eventually it reaches retirement age moves to Florida?

I bet he wants to say it so bad

He isn’t? Could have fooled me.

Tommy Heathcliff