Forget that, won’t someone think of the pedophiles?!

Don’t worry citizen. Ted will!

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Cheese and fucking crackers Lindsey is about to get a master class in lawyering. She hasn’t had the best start maybe she will learn something.

No no no don’t you know it’s John 316 that says "and Jesus said unto Paul “Kill all of your enemies and take your own vengeance here on earth. Empathy isn’t real, fuck the poor.”

Free for me, fuck you

I am going to guess that by “a little something,” he means those heavy naturals.

What is this now, the 3rd or 5th thing that has exposed simmering division in the MAGA world? Wasn’t it just back in June that the big bullshit bill exposed simmering divisions in the MAGA world?

Edit: hasn’t changed to has

Look if she comes out of the box swinging, and I mean haymakers both left and right, she could do it. The DNC has to have an honest to god real primary and not the horse shit they pulled with Bernie or the last-minute Harris takeover.

If AOC wins a primary and is nominated, hits the ground at a full sprint, doesn’t pull punches on either side of the political spectrum, prays to Jah, and crosses her fingers she could do a Billy Clint or Obama. She is going to have to learn to play the Saxophone, confess to smoking weed and inhaling, slow jam the news, and probably host a full episode of SNL not just appear as herself in a sketch. If she did all that and she convinces Jesus to come down from on high and endorse her she has a 50/50 chance.

Oh, and she’ll need a gun for her purse like that bargain bin Barbie from Colorado or the dude from Georgia’s 14th congressional district.

They started with the political opposition. Then the disabled and the mentally ill. Then the Roma and Jehovah’s Witnesses. Then they came for the Homosexuals. Finally, they came for the Jews.

In the end, 6 million people lost their lives in ditches, mass graves, concentration camps, and factories.

16 million men and women gave their lives to stop it.

Good luck out there, it’s just starting.

Ah yes the freedom party

But does it fuck?

Come for the tacos, stay for the Tortas.

As the man said, “I ain’t got a dime in these old worm-out blue jeans so I’ll stop eating steak and go back to beans.”

He must have gotten an alert telling him his kid was jacking it and had to rush home to watch…Sorry, I meant to say help…wait no, stop, that’s it, stop him.

This will be fun to watch over the next few years.

The founding fathers would hate everything about our current government. They would hate everyone involved in this absolute shitshow from the far right all the way to the far left and back around again, not a single one of them is in this for you.

I call, I email, I send smoke signals and carrier pigeons but Raphael is a known coward and John is a big bag of dicks so off a cliff is my best bet lol.

Hopefully, it pivots off a cliff.

Russia, China, and all their friends will sink arms and money into Iran like the West has for Ukraine. Welcome to the Mirror Wars.

“It is so malapropos for the great dynasties to fight in the open. They must find a smaller country to invade so they may fight it out unabashed and with gusto while not irradiating their homeland.” - The Fart of War by Tun Szu

Sounds like something one of Putin’s puppets would say.