

Even things like chicken nuggets have it in them so I just decided long ago to make peace with the bathroom and accept dairy.


Even things like chicken nuggets have it in them so I just decided long ago to make peace with the bathroom and accept dairy.
Extremely poorly but I keep going because I hate the alternative!


Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing! And Reader Rabbit. And Treasure Mountain (although that’s more math I think). Loved that shit as a kid.
The aliens just. Sorta existed. The humans did the world ending by themselves, the aliens were just here. Like on a trip and suddenly a war breaks out around you.


Tipsy is nice. It’s warm and my brain stops screaming. Drunk is unpleasant. Disgustingly hot not warm. Sick.
I try to not drink often though, at most once a month. Addiction runs in the family.


Waking up to find yet more shit on the counters and wanting to just swipe it into the trash. It’s not free real estate meme in here! I need the counters clear for cooking, it’s not extra storage agghhhh. Stuff does not go on top of the ice cube trays!!!
I’ve had them. Well. We bought some and the very next day they were already limp and wet and grody. So maybe next batch will be better?


AO3 can be spicy but it’s just a fan work site (with most being fanfics) so it ranges from spicy to quite soft.


A car is a corolla to me. The platonic ideal.
I was so happy last year when I grew juuuuust enough tomatoes to can some salsa! Happy!
When I do have the energy, I’m a pretty good cook. Also I’m managing to grow things outside. Not like. Well. But they went from seeds to fruit which is the only thing I really wanted.


Especially when I’m trying to get through shopping! Move to one siiiideeeeee!


I also like our use of electricity and air conditioning!


As I was running my fingers through my hair, I was struck with I’m just a monkey with delusions of not monkiness.


Yeah, tumors love to grow teeth ;_;


I’ve heard about the tooth regrowing so much I’m like “ehhh never happening in my lifetime, got it”. I hope I’m wrong!
Bothering a cat. But in the loving way where they eye squish at you.
I also like homemade soft bread. So soft! So squishy! Delicious!


I think that just proves your office people are all vampires.


I love Look Around You, it was great!
Oh that’s a very good reason for me to never take it then! I get motion sickness so easy, if my framerate went down more I’d just be sick constantly!