I too choose this narwhal’s dead bacon

Never for headphones, but I use an aux cable to connect to my amp and play along with music

Uh, didn’t you read the thing? Reddit’s awesome and all!

Twatter

I know it doesn’t have anything to do with the letter X, I just think it fits now more than ever.

Admiral Sokolov looks fat

Oh wow, really?

I thought they got there in a lunar module.

TIL.

Waaaaaaaaasssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap‽

Wicked

Yeah but then he’d look naked

AI could probably mimic his train of thought, but it would never get the hands right

I smell a South Park storyline coming on

“Hey Sharon, I’m just heading to the bathroom to scroll through XcretR. I’ll see you in two days.”

Looks like the logo for a hair salon or fashion magazine or something lol

I’ll selflessly offer myself up as recipient.

It’s fine, the poop-knife gets wiped off when I start cutting up my food