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ttk@feddit.de to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

We never wash our belts, although they are the first thing we touch when leaving the toilet, even before we wash our hands

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We never wash our belts, although they are the first thing we touch when leaving the toilet, even before we wash our hands

ttk@feddit.de to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    You never wash your belt? I bet you never wash the poop-knife either.

    Sheesh.

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      Some things probably should stay on Reddit. Like poop-knives.

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        Along with Jolly Ranchers and guys who break both of their arms.

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          And Colby

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          I remember the jolly rancher story, but not the one where they broke both their arms.

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            It goes way back. That one must be at least 8 years old.

            Let’s see… according to Know Your Meme it’s from 2011. You’re probably better off not reading about it.

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        Hopefully I never have to see or hear “poop-kinives” ever again.

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          I was expecting some rando to comment on this with his fediverse username related to something poop-knify. Might still happen.

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          Unfortunately it’s become part of internet lore, I think it will last a long time as a reference or old in-joke. Luckily Lemmy is also giving us new ones, like beans or the 3-day no-poop challenge.

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        WHAT ABOUT MY TOE KNIFE

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          Tip: Just like on old Reddit, you have to use two spaces after a line to get a proper line break.
          View the source on this comment if you need an example.

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      This will outlive us, no matter the platform.

    • 🇸‌🇵‌🇪‌🇨‌🇺‌🇱‌🇦‌🇹‌🇪‌🇷‌@lemmy.world
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      I’m sorry, the what now?

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        The poop-knife.

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          Fellow poop knife enjoyers i see!

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            wtf are you doing with your poop knife to enjoy it? Poop knifing should be all business, sir.

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      It’s fine, the poop-knife gets wiped off when I start cutting up my food

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      I have a family member that had to use a poop knife growing up and I always wondered if that story was him…

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