People lock their doors; everyone understands.

mAh Na mAh Na

The following is a list of documents accepted as proof:

• Republican Party membership card

Yes, rams with foreskin faces. Of course you were.

Where’s my round?

I don’t know about you, but I also rely on sounds & feel when I drive.

Of course. When I feel myself driving into a wall, I stop immediately.

She lives in the Mary Poppins house and has to stabilize her stack of cards like this every time the neighbour fires the canon.

She did a duet with Kid Rock. I am cautiously optimistic. Is she actually not a right winger anymore or is she just tired of cleaning rotten eggs off her car?

“Wait, you’re not plankton.”

I was just thinking there should be Pez compatible mints.

That overwhelming male engagement is why Grindr has been so much fun on the whole.

I read the Godfather when I was about 10. My shoebox diorama was the horse head on the bed. It was frowning because it didn’t like having its head cut off.

I like them, personally. You don’t have to use them but they are sometimes handy. I just spent 30 seconds feeling around a TV to turn it off only to discover it doesn’t have buttons. Killed it at the wall.

It’s not a deal breaker, in any case. The weird foreign convention I would like to shame is doors that require a key to open from the inside.

I’m here but I’m not United Statesian so I can’t vote in your elections (even though US foreign influence is so aggressive it feels like I should have a say).

Oh no, I’ve upset some MAGA weirdos. Gonna lose sleep over that.

It lacks some content

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, if this isn’t the understatement of the century.

I especially love that he didn’t say where he was running rm -rf and I like to believe it’s from root

I assumed that’s what he meant and is telling people to kill themselves.

No, it doesn’t, of course. I was only speaking to your comment that suggests Greenland’s population is white, because that felt disingenuous to the 90% who are Inuit. Anyhoo, peace.

Greenland is mostly Inuit.

Just think: you all did the right thing, holding your nose at the polls, voting for Fetterman to block Oz. And now you have both of them.